G Em
I know I have good judgment , I know I have good taste
Am
It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way
C Bm
I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes
G Em
I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy
Am
Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight rolls their eyes
C Bm
I tell them it's just your culture, and everyone
G F#
Please, please, please
C Bm Em
And please, please, please
G D
Don't bring me to tears
G F#
When I just did my makeup so nice Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
Em
I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker
G D
Please, please, please
Bb Gm
I have a fun idea, babe, maybe just stay inside
Cm
I know you're craving some fresh air but the ceiling fan is so nice
Eb Dm
And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me
F
I'm just kidding really, really ,really
G F#
Please, please, please
C Bm Em
And please, please, please
G D
Don't bring me to tears
G F#
When I just did my makeup so nice Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
Em
I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker
G D
Please, please, please