Em
I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors
B7
I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops
Em
I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver
B7 Em
Donāt know what I did next all I know I couldnāt stop
Em
Word got around to the barflies and the Baptist
B7
My mamas phone started Ringing off the hook
Em
I can hear her now saying she aināt gonna have it
B7 Em
Donāt matter how you feel it Only matters how you look
Em
Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up
B7
Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady
Em
āCause I raised you better got a keep it together
B7 Em
Even when you fall apart, well, this aināt my mamaās broken heart
Em
Wish I could be just a little less dramatic
B7
Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames
Em
Leave it to me to be holding the matches
B7 Em
When the fire trucks show up and thereās nobody else to blame
Em
Canāt get revenge and keep a spot less reputation
B7
Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make
Em
My mama came form a softer generation
B7 Em
When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face
Em
Powder your nose paint your toes line your lips and keep them closed
Cross your legs dot your eyes and never let āem see you cry